Never leave an idiot in charge of power tools So this is an interlude post. As well as recognising what a sterling job I’ve been doing with the restoration I…

It’s time for phone sex baby! Dude, I don’t think it works like that. Do you remember that one time at band camp I tried to be a detective? I…

It’s been a while I know. That doesn’t mean nothing has been going on. Apart from falling in love (Yes, with an actual girl) and having an actual life I…

“Boat transport companies are fucking idiots” And you can quote me on that. What a ball ache trying to get the fucking boat transported. I must have contacted at least…

Before my second date I did try and find out her name. It didn’t go very well. I browsed Facebook to see if I could find something. “Mate, I’d be…