Bra Skills – What a Wanchor Part 2
I got to first base! Dude, don’t, just don’t! Hello everyone. Meet Zed – Director of Operations for BeastInTheHead Inc. This is what I imagine he’s been muttering under his…
Fuckwit Can’t Drive
You don’t even know the person, how could you possibly judge their driving skills? Hold my beer and listen carefully.You know how I hate it when people, mainly Boat Wankers…
Rubbing One Out
Dude! You can’t title the blog that! People are going to think you’re talking about wanking? Well, to be fair they are very similar! Hear me out. Do you remember…
Moronic Colonic
This girl needs to detox man! It was clear from the outset that madam needed to drastically change her diet and start living a much healthier lifestyle. She was beginning…
What a Wanchor! Part 1
Never leave an idiot in charge of power tools So this is an interlude post. As well as recognising what a sterling job I’ve been doing with the restoration I…