BeastintheHead – Boat Wanker
Age: 51
Nationality: Dutch South African
The original “Boat Wanker”. Born. Lived. Made mistakes. Still making mistakes, but having a fucking blast. This is the second time owning a boat and it’s going a damned sight better than the first time around.
Booger – Powder Monkey
Age: 13
Nationality: British
The youngest member of the Beasty Crew. Spawn of BeastintheHead. Very particular and is very literal. Prone to leaving graffiti all over the boat. One to watch.
Corvetti – Stargazer
Age: 40 something
Nationality: British South African
The newest member of the Beasty Crew. Uses the stars to navigate through life. An acquaintance of more than 30 years. Here to make sure the furnishings match the boat.
Junior – Quartermaster(bator)
Age: 23
Nationality: British
Usually hungover whilst working on the boat. A bad influence on the rest of the crew. The eldest spawn of BeastintheHead.
Zed – Director of Operations
Age: 50
Nationality: British South African
The brains of the operation. Been the voice of reason and/or sanity to BeastintheHead for over 30 years. Brother from another mother.