Wed. Nov 26th, 2025

You may have noticed it’s been a bit quiet on the boat front this week. The reason for that is that I am over 150 miles away from the boat. I am currently exploring the joys of Portsmouth and the surrounding areas.

Obviously whilst I am down here I can’t do any significant work on the boat, but what I have had time to do is play around with the website. I’ve updated some of the widgets on the side-bar. I have decided that mooring fees should NOT be included in the Spunkometer so I have separated those out. This is for two reasons:

  1. Mooring fees are an ongoing expense and have to be paid regardless and those fees are not directly contributing to the cost of restoring the boat.
  2. The mooring fees were taking up a large chunk of the budget I’d set and been recording on the Spunkometer. It just feels right taking them out. Plus i gives me some space to at least try and hit the original budget of £5000 to restore the boat. It’s highly unlikely that I will hit that budget, in fact based on what I’ve done so far and how much it has cost, I’m going to be missing that budget by a long country mile.

I’ve installed WooCommerce on the site, in the hope that at some point I can start selling some merchandise, to try and claw back some of the costs. It’s not going to make me a millionaire but it may help. Maybe. Probably not, but worth a shot.

In other much bigger news a name has been decided for the boat. That’s under wraps, for now at least. But watch this space.

I’m also going through old posts and trying to tidy them up a bit so they’re more readable. They’ll never be PG though and that’s the joy of being a foul-mouthed, boat wanker with his own website.

Booyaka Motherfuckers!

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Born. Lived. Made mistakes. Still making mistakes, but having a fucking blast.