Thu. Oct 9th, 2025

I keep hearing about how having a boat is akin to standing in a shower with a wad of £20 notes. So far all it’s taken is a bit of elbow-grease and a visit to the pub.

Well that’s changed a bit. Way back when, when I made this statement little did I know how I’d come to regret making said statement. You may have noticed when I’ve mentioned tools in my posts I’ve said xxx cost £20 from B&Q. I was alluding to the statement above.

As well as kicking Karate Kid’s arse, being a master fibreglasser and an all round nautical god I am also the designated Chief Petty (Cash) Officer for this fine vessel. As such I have tried my best to keep all receipts when I have bought tools and materials for the boat. I’ve actually not done too badly to be fair.

The only receipts I haven’t been keeping are petrol and food and beer costs. Bearing in mind it’s at least £15 to Southend and back it actually adds up to quite a bit considering how many times I’ve been down to her in Southend. Then there’s the 3 or 4 trips I made to Southampton which is significantly more obviously. Food and beer probably the same amount again each time. I’m too scared to work out those costs, but am actually quite interested in the materials and tools costs.

So This blog post will be updated regularly with an itemised list, and the costs with a running total. I’ve added a link in the top right corner of the site that you can visit any time you’re vaguely interested. It’s more for my benefit than anything else but feel free to split your sphincter laughing at the cost of my stupidity.

I have the unenviable task of adding up till receipts. So keep yourself occupied whilst I add things. Here’s a glamour shot of yours truly to help.

Running Total: £2500.63

  • 12 June 2018 – An average of £100 p/m which in the grand scheme of things isn’t too bad really for all the fun I’ve had.

Itemised List:

  • Boat – £82
  • Storage (Southampton) – £300
  • Transport of Boat to new Boatyard – £400
  • Bucket – £0.97
  • Junior Hacksaw x2 – £3.94
  • Removetool – £2.54
  • Masking tape – £4.94
  • Brush 13 mm – £1.87
  • Blade Knife – £1.53
  • Impact S/F – £6.24
  • Verve tap – £1.24
  • Metal Ruler – £7.24
  • Lite Glaze Plastic sheet x2 – £19.98
  • Chrome Spray Paint – £7.50
  • Oakey Steel Wool – £3.99
  • PPD Glass Fibre Paste – £12.99
  • Stripwood x2 – £26.40
  • Heavy Braided IDROMAT – £6.99
  • Garden Mesh x3 – £6.12
  • Tarpaulin x2 – £4
  • 10 m re-inforced tape – £1
  • Multi tool – £54
  • Sander – £32
  • Sanding Pad £5.07
  • Sand Sheets – £27.01
  • Multiblades x2 – £9.60
  • Sand sheets – £28.60
  • Rigger glove – £1.38
  • Sandpaper x2 – £6.24
  • Sand Sheet x2 – £19.46
  • Sand Sheet x2 – £10.76
  • HSECLP2 x2 – £3.64
  • Storage (Southend) – £990
  • Hammer drill – £27
  • Sander – £25
  • Angle Grinder – £23
  • Power Plus Mains Kit – £80
  • 30m reel – £22.96
  • X-hose 100 ft – £29.93
  • Multiblades – £28
  • Sandpaper – £7.26
  • Stone set – £2.08
  • Delta sheets – £25.18
  • 3m rubber block – £4.49
  • Cartridge – £7.49
  • Disposable BBQ x3 – £6
  • PPD Glass fibre paste x2 – £26
  • White spirits – £2
  • Metal filler applicators – £5
  • Outsunny Gazebo – £90

Disclaimer: There are receipts missing. For example my water pump isn’t on this list. No receipt for it.

 

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