It’s been a while I know. That doesn’t mean nothing has been going on. Apart from falling in love (Yes, with an actual girl) and having an actual life I…

“Boat transport companies are fucking idiots” And you can quote me on that. What a ball ache trying to get the fucking boat transported. I must have contacted at least…

Before my second date I did try and find out her name. It didn’t go very well. I browsed Facebook to see if I could find something. “Mate, I’d be…

Apart from harbouring (See what I did there? See what I did there?) aspirations of being a wandering Lothario I am in the middle of a study-at-home course to become…