Dude! You can’t title the blog that! People are going to think you’re talking about wanking? Well, to be fair they are very similar! Hear me out. Do you remember…

This girl needs to detox man! It was clear from the outset that madam needed to drastically change her diet and start living a much healthier lifestyle. She was beginning…

Never leave an idiot in charge of power tools So this is an interlude post. As well as recognising what a sterling job I’ve been doing with the restoration I…

It’s time for phone sex baby! Dude, I don’t think it works like that. Do you remember that one time at band camp I tried to be a detective? I…