Grey Matter – Boat Week Day 2
Say what you want about me, but I am an incontrovertible fucking genius, and I challenge any motherfucker to say otherwise. Remember 7 years ago when I accidentally bought my…
Bert The Wanker – Boat Week Day 1
Well the day didn’t get off to a very good start. Having completely forgotten about Storm Bert, and the consequences thereof, I was hoping to get a lot more done…
Boat Week
I am on annual leave this week. Instead of spunking hundreds of pounds on a nice holiday in the sun I have decided I’ll be working on the boat every…
Magic Mushrooms
I must be the only fucker on the planet whose boat has become a mushroom farm. Now I have seen it all. Through the course of the weekend I discovered…
Miss Me?
It’s been a bit quiet on the “attention-whoring” side of things this week. That doesn’t mean I haven’t been doing boat stuff. I just haven’t been to the boat. I’ve…