Playing Detective
Apart from harbouring (See what I did there? See what I did there?) aspirations of being a wandering Lothario I am in the middle of a study-at-home course to become…
Back, Sack and Crack
After my successful first date with the mysterious woman I thought it prudent that I arrange a second date in the hope that I’d at least mount her this time…
The First Blind Date
“What the fucking hell have you done you imbecile!” “I done bought me a floaty motherfucker!” “You’re an idiot!” “Yes but an idiot that now owns a yacht!” After the…
Russian Roulette
For a few years now I’ve really wanted a boat. It stems from my travels across Europe and seeing them up close. I know the square root of fuck all…