I Got Her Number!
It’s time for phone sex baby! Dude, I don’t think it works like that. Do you remember that one time at band camp I tried to be a detective? I…
Strip for Me Baby!
It’s been a while I know. That doesn’t mean nothing has been going on. Apart from falling in love (Yes, with an actual girl) and having an actual life I…
The Move
“Boat transport companies are fucking idiots” And you can quote me on that. What a ball ache trying to get the fucking boat transported. I must have contacted at least…
Marine Miscellany
Before my second date I did try and find out her name. It didn’t go very well. I browsed Facebook to see if I could find something. “Mate, I’d be…