Moronic Colonic
This girl needs to detox man! It was clear from the outset that madam needed to drastically change her diet and start living a much healthier lifestyle. She was beginning…
What a Wanchor! Part 1
Never leave an idiot in charge of power tools So this is an interlude post. As well as recognising what a sterling job I’ve been doing with the restoration I…
I Got Her Number!
It’s time for phone sex baby! Dude, I don’t think it works like that. Do you remember that one time at band camp I tried to be a detective? I…
Strip for Me Baby!
It’s been a while I know. That doesn’t mean nothing has been going on. Apart from falling in love (Yes, with an actual girl) and having an actual life I…
The Move
“Boat transport companies are fucking idiots” And you can quote me on that. What a ball ache trying to get the fucking boat transported. I must have contacted at least…