The Move
“Boat transport companies are fucking idiots” And you can quote me on that. What a ball ache trying to get the fucking boat transported. I must have contacted at least…
Marine Miscellany
Before my second date I did try and find out her name. It didn’t go very well. I browsed Facebook to see if I could find something. “Mate, I’d be…
Playing Detective
Apart from harbouring (See what I did there? See what I did there?) aspirations of being a wandering Lothario I am in the middle of a study-at-home course to become…
Back, Sack and Crack
After my successful first date with the mysterious woman I thought it prudent that I arrange a second date in the hope that I’d at least mount her this time…