Moronic Colonic
This girl needs to detox man! It was clear from the outset that madam needed to drastically change her diet and start living a much healthier lifestyle. She was beginning…
What a Wanchor! Part 1
Never leave an idiot in charge of power tools So this is an interlude post. As well as recognising what a sterling job I’ve been doing with the restoration I…
I Got Her Number!
It’s time for phone sex baby! Dude, I don’t think it works like that. Do you remember that one time at band camp I tried to be a detective? I…
Strip for Me Baby!
It’s been a while I know. That doesn’t mean nothing has been going on. Apart from falling in love (Yes, with an actual girl) and having an actual life I…